Ed said: "I'm so ugly pictures of my face are banned in 17 states, 2 Canadian provinces and, ironically, the Isles of Scilly."
Not so ironic, Ed. There are already many shipwrecks there, and perhaps they seek no more. See, e.g.: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_shipwrecks_of_the_Isles_of_ScillyJ
Just kidding; you may look like Leonardo DiCaprio for all I know. Wouldn't that be ironic?