The wife and I went to Wal-mart this morning during church here in GA (when nobody is at Wal-mart) to get some art and craft supplies and a few grocery items. We didn't get shot, tazed, pepper sprayed, or stabbed, and only one 60-something man tried to butt in front of my wife in line at the deli (my wife WAS the line at the deli...just waiting for the clerk to come back). I always get a kick out of this because these guys think they're going to have to deal with me, and I'm wearing a knee brace and walking with a cane these days. So it is happening a LOT all of a sudden. What they don't know is that my wife is a 5'9" 175 lb. military police officer who just got back from a year of catchin' and killin' terrorists in the big sandbox and she don't take no disrespect OR need any help! So I just smiled as he tried to give me his best "war face" (which was pretty pathetic) and stepped in front of us. Then my wife tapped him on the shoulder from his other side...

Happy Holidays!