truisms

[Allan]

hope this brings a smile to your face...



FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:

1. Money cannot buy happiness but its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.


2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastards name.


3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.


4. Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them.


5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

Allan

[Jack Hise]

Great Allan!!

[Nighthawk]

here is another one for you:

6. Some people can't pour pee out of a boot even with the instructions written under the heel.