I was driving along and

[Pete Hiatt]

saw a sign: SMALL CHILDREN PLAYING .

I slowed down then it occurred to me, I'm not afraid of small children.

Odd what pops into your mind when you haven't been fishing in a while.

[Jim Sentell]

Wheeew; you need to get out, reel soon!!!!

[J Castwell]

It was always the vision of a ?Child Psychiatrist' that interested me. Any I met were already adults...
This just in;
"I have heard that a small hunk of pork-fat tied onto a string and fed to tame ducks will allow one to secure several on a line; perhaps as many as seven."

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[oldfrat]

There's a sign on a dirt road I travel to go fishing that has a sign saying, "Slow kids playing".

I figure the parents who posted aren't all that bright either.

[DG]

"Caution: No Warning Signs"

And anyone who is not afraid of small children must not let them in the house.

D

[NoLuck]

That is almost as bad as that darn Indian,Falling rock. They been lookin for him ever since I was a young lad.

[pspaint]

My favorite was a sign I saw in Canada that read: CAUTIAN, SIGN IS SHARP

I like the one: Caution: Low flying planes

Okay, Ill make sure to duck if I see one.

[ducksterman]

The first time I was driving through Arizona there were signs in the desert dry sandy washes..."No Fishing".

I always see "no golfing" signs as parks, even tiny playgroud only parks. I thought it was unnecessary but I went to practice baseball at the park and there was a guy with full equipment, driving like 100 golfballs down the whole field.

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