Me to stranger.....
"Whoa! Did you see that! That was one big trout that just jumped over there"
"You wanna have a go at him? I've been fishing this run all day and caught nothin but blue gills just to let you know."
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"Hi there, whatcha fishing for? Trout? What's that?"
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"Hey bud, I wouldn't stand there. Your standing at the edge of the only Black Hole ever identified in this Galaxy"
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"How exactly do you catch these things called carp?"
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"Hello, I'm new to this and well....what do you think of my casting? I hooked myself in the upper lip just a few minutes ago, and it hurt like hell. Just make sure you leave those sunglasses on"
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"Hey there, awesome day, huh. I've been dying to go fly fishing since they let me out. I had a lifetime prison term, but they let me go early due to redtape........Nothin big."
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"Hi. Nothing rising at the moment. I just ate a burrito that was in my sack for the last 4 hrs. My tummy feels funny. Got any tums or pepto on you? I might need your help soon in getting out of these waders."
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