Tennis, anyone?
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B002URN2EC/...C&linkCode=asn
"Shocks bugs into oblivion." I like the sound of that.
Or this one:
http://www.beachaudio.com/Honeywell/...source=thefind
"The Octenol lure helps attract mosquitoes and other blood-seeking insects by emitting a scent similar to a large mammal."
"Hey Dave - come 'ere. I got this new bug spray you gotta try."