Part 2 You know you're in Montana when:

[LadyFisher]

This makes the FRONT PAGE of the local paper (Livingston Enterprise):

Complaints end goldfish racing at Wash. state bar
Tacoma, Wash (AP) - The weekly gold fish races at a Tacoma bar are canceled after it received complaints from animal rights activists.
Every Tues night the Harmon Tap Room would feather races in which cheap feed fish from a pet store were "raced" down two 8-foot troughs. Races guided the fish with squirt bottles.
Bartender Joel Cummings told KIRO-FM the fish were cared for when they weren't racing but occasionally they would pass away.....

P.S. After complaints by phone and email, the Harmon Tap Room replaced goldfish racing with beer pong. (Do any of you know what beer pong is?)

[sagefisher]

It is a sad day indeed, the end of NASCARP racing. PETA really knows how to pick their battles.

Larry ---sagefisher---

[TyroneFly]

sagefisher you are too funny! NASCARP I lover it!

[Lotech]

I saw where they were having NASCRAB racing in a bar in S/W Florida on one of the fishing shows on TV today. The bar featured a guitar player who was also a boat captain/fishing guide. Not sure if any of the crabs died. The crabs had it all wrong though. They raced in a circle around the center of a table with only RIGHT turns.

[Tyro]

Beer Pong:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beer_pong

[CharlaineC]

REALLY REALLY their FEEDER fish i mean their meant to be feed to other critters. Don't tell them about the crickets and roaches i feed to my scorpions and tarantulas.

Oh no whats next the weenier dog races. oh oh the frog jumping contests.

[PRM]

It is a sad day indeed, the end of NASCARP racing. PETA really knows how to pick their battles.

Larry ---sagefisher---

Larry, my half-swallowed coffee hit the 'puter screen when I read "NASCARP racing"....!!!! VERY funny!

[Bamboozle]

You know when you are Montana when a proper barber pole isn't allowed to spin:

http://www.bozemandailychronicle.com...5995bacca.html

[LadyFisher]

Heck that sounds more like SEATTLE! *S*

[Bamboozle]

They're dizzy enough!