I just counted up all the change out of my various drawers and tins I throw the loose refuge from my pockets - made $501 profit, was very surprised. I showed the missus my new wad of notes and excitedly raised several possibilities I could spend it on, but with her help I decided to pay it off my credit card. Yawn.
"We do not inherit the earth; we borrow it from our children."
Now if you were talking about those old real silver coins, thats where the money is. At one time they were worth 16 times their face value.
For God's sake, Don't Quote me! I'm Probably making this crap up!