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    Default Why is it that Swamp Witches in the South...

    are always named "Betty"? I can hardly remember ever hearing about them referred to as anything other than "Swamp Witch Betty"?

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    oh no....HRH is NOT going to be happy...think I will shut off the computer for a few days....
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    Ed trying to stir the cauldr...er, the pot?

    I hate to touch this with a 36.5' pole, but are you sure it wasn't "Swap Wench..."?

    (now...where's that "UNDO" button?)
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    Quote Originally Posted by FishnDave View Post
    Ed trying to stir the cauldr...er, the pot?

    I hate to touch this with a 36.5' pole, but are you sure it wasn't "Swap Wench..."?

    (now...where's that "UNDO" button?)
    Undo button? We don't need no steenkeeng undo buttons...

    I haven't stirred the pot all year long, surely I'm over-due for it. Besides, my spurtle is getting dry rot.

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    ALL YEAR???ALL YEAR??? It's only the 6th day of the year!!!
    Man, oh man! If'n my broom weren't being re strung ... you'd be in BIG trouble!!
    Trouts don't live in ugly places.

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    THIS SHALL BE GOOD FOLKS!!!.....So please stay tuned for further development and highlights on this story, they will be right back after this short intermission!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Betty Hiner View Post
    ALL YEAR???ALL YEAR??? It's only the 6th day of the year!!!
    Man, oh man! If'n my broom weren't being re strung ... you'd be in BIG trouble!!
    You can't REALLY expect me to be good ALL week, can you? Sheesh, you must have your crystal ball our being tuned and detailed too. (BTW, beware of those highly-strung brooms and stick with a sturdy, traditional model like a Scottish besom. Ling heather makes for a smoother ride, or so I'm told.)

    As for being in big trouble, I'm quite used to that, thank you.
    (Why is there a toad hopping around in my cubical?...)


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    Hey, there little boy ... would you like a shiny, magic apple??
    Trouts don't live in ugly places.

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    Dear Royal,
    The modifications to your broom have been finished, however with the addition of the turbo your fuel economy has gone down. But on the good side! The zip gun works great!!

    Please remember to fasten your seat belt and enjoy the modifications!
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