hungNtree,
I would be delighted to server as VP of CCU. If you want some really primo, trophy-tiny chub, let me know. I've got a couple of secret spots where i can put you onto some 1 1/5 or even 1 1/4 " fish, on a dry, if you've got the sort of gear that can handle it. I need to check out my secret hot spots because I haven't done a good, long trip since The Flood. BTW, think the tiniest dry midges in standard colors (black, white, grizzly, blue dun, and peacock herl).

Ed, who needs to take a picture.