If you have a weak stomach do not reead any further.

In Michigan a Conservation Officer arrested a subject who, after a salmon broke his line, took his fishing rod apart and chased down the fish, stabbing it with the lower part of his rod. "The fish took my only snag hook!" he told the officer. The C.O. later checked another group of fishermen's equipment and found a spear pole with an extra large snag hook attached to the end of a 9 iron golf club.

We do not assume all golfers are evil snaggerrs, just the ones with 0/5 Pro Staff trebel hooks