Quote Originally Posted by Ron Eagle Elk View Post
Uncle Jesse,

I'm with you. I love fruit cake. Makes great door stops and chocks to keep my truck from rolling. I've heard you can use it to split wood on too.

REE

Ron,
Clearly you have never had any of Nora Batty's fruitcake, the Lost Fruitcake of the Ancients, developed in the Wilds of Yorkshire. Stonehenge was raised on it. It is the true reason why the Vikings spend so much time pillaging in the area. They were looking for fruitcake. Its aphrodesiac qualities have long been commented on. If you don't believe me, just ask Herbert 'Truly' Truelove, Norman Clegg, Mr. Crowcroft.


Ed, a fan of "Last of the Summer Wine"