As if a 9' graphite lighting rod in your hand isn't enough? Wax that puppy and change up the ions already emitting from it!!! Dont know if that is true or not, I just made up the ion part, but when I saw Kevin's "static electricity" comment I recalled a Discovery show on lightening where an angler's rod tip took a lighting strike and the charge exited through hie boots.

Got you wondering now, huh Betty???