I would have to wash it first in order to wax it, and that is scheduled for May 11 at 9:35 a.m., after the snow melts and before the summer monsoons. I figure it will be clean for ten or fifteen minutes!

Seriously, the truck is on its last legs, the only thing worth cleaning is the glass so I can see where I am going.

And no, Betty, I don't wax my fly rods, either.