Simple Simon met a Pie Man, going to the Fair.
Said Simple Simon, to the Pie Man, "Let me taste your ware's!"
Said the Pie Man, to Simple Simon, "Show me first your penny!"
Said Simple Simon, to the Pie Man, "Indeed I have not any!"

Simple Simon was not intellectually challenged, he was just trying to get a free sample!

Cut down on the cost of shaving, growing a beard and mustache!

~Parnelli