Geeze from your title I thought it was an invite to carp about something . LOL

I catch large carp in the river channel near here . Man if you try one of those on a 5wt you are in for the ride of your life . I don't know of any more difficult fish to entice with a lure , fly , worm , corn ... what have you . It takes luck to catch most species of fish , it takes skill to catch carp . Doesn't happen often but when it does hang on !
BTW it is illegal to chum corn around here as well .