Don't open it. Doing so will lead to financial disaster and domestic discord. You will max out your credit cards on exotic feathers and hair from nearly extinct animals. If you do not offend your spouse and children by ignoring them entirely to produce more flies than you can ever use you will terrify them when you approach with a pair of scissors and a mad gleam in your eyes. Even your faithful dog will abandon you in his shame at being exposed naked to the world from repeated shearings. As you reach the final stages of this addiction your beard will have great ragged chunks cut out to to ties streamers for the saltwater box you have never used. If you already opened it WELLCOME TO THE MADHOUSE!