Originally Posted by
Uncle Jesse
But how did our friends at PETA allow all of those laboratories in CA to cause cancer in rats.
Every thinking person know the leading cause of cancer in rats is laboratories.
That's a good one Uncle Jesse!
A really good friend of mine had a wonderful idea one night when we were in college. He was going to start a group like PETA, except for vegetables. Vegetables are people too! He wanted to go picket salad bars and stuff like that. You know, like go to Kroger's and fill up a cart full of lettuce then run to the door and start throwing them out in the parking lot yelling, "You're free, you're free!!!" He was going to name it VETA. V for vegetable. It wasn't until the next morning that he realized that Vegetables for the Ethical Treatment of Animals didn't make sense. Of course that was the idea. I'm guessing you can figure out the state of mind he was in at the time. Probably even guess what caused it, and I can assure you it was self inflicted. 
hNt
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