...to replace a lightbulb?

from another forum

HOW MANY FORUM USERS DOES IT TAKE TO REPLACE A LIGHTBULB ?

- 1 to change the bulb
- 1 to post and announce that the bulb was changed
- 14 to share similar experiences and to show new ways to change lightbulbs
- 7 to warn of dangers arising from changing lightbulbs
- 27 to correct grammatical errors that appeared in posts about changing lightbulbs
- 53 to make fun of those who corrected the grammar mistakes
- 2 professionals to specify that the term is incorrect, it should be called a "lamp"
- 15 who allegedly worked in the field and the word "lightbulb" is as correct as "lamp"
- 109 who say that the forum is not about lightbulbs and the discussion should be moved to a forum about lightbulbs
- 111 who say that as long as all use lightbulbs, the discussion is useful on the forum
- 306 to discuss which are the best ways to change the lightbulbs, which are best, where you can buy and how much they cost.
- 27 to post links to sites where they can see various models of lightbulbs
- 14 to say that the links are incorrect and post the correct ones
- 33 to quote what was posted up in the thread and answer each one with "ME TOO"
- 6 to correct users and push them to use the forum search function
- 12 to post to the forum they finally quit because of divergences on the subject about lightbulbs
- 143 to say "search on Google first and if you can not find anything about lightbulbs then ask on the forum"
- 16 posts where two members discuss something totally different than the subject at hand
- 24 posts that are indications to use private messaging or e-mail
- 1 moderator to warn that if this does not stop he will close the topic
- 1 new member of the Forum responds 6 months after the last post and all starts again from the beginning