We interrupt your regularly scheduled fishing report to bring you this breaking news:













It seems that at least one member of the renegade fly fishing group Team BJAC (Ball Juggling *** Clowns) was spotted on a river in the Pacific Northwest today. Fish and Wildlife officials expressed extreme concern about this. Wildlife officials did say that if you spot one of these clowns use extreme caution and avoid all contact if possible.

















We do know that fish were caught, but at this time details are still sketchy. We will keep you informed with further developments as we receive them. We now return you to your regularly scheduled fishing report.