I'd say Dave is a good writer, but my first reactions for this piece was, O.M.G.!!! Dave you are out of your friggin mind?

That knock on your door tonight... Can you say "Mr Micus, we are with the secret service and we have a few questions for you. You will kindly accompany us, NOW, thankyou." Send us a fishing report from Gitmo will ya? I'm looking forward to any future articles.