I don't know haw many of you miss Dave Barry's columns as much as I do, but there is a remedy of sorts. He has a blog where folks send in odd/funny news stories and Barry (or somebody he employs) writes humorous headlines for them.
http://blogs.herald.com/dave_barrys_blog/

His blog also does re-runs of old columns. This comes from one of them:
"Summertime, and the livin' is easy
Fish are jumpin'
And gettin' lodged in the throats of fisherpersons."

Here's the link to that column.
http://www.miamiherald.com/living/co...y/1181255.html

Enjoy!