How do you fit 16 fly boxes in one vest? Wow!

OK, here's mine. I have a simple lightweight mesh vest that I bought for $25 somewhere. I don't even know what brand it is.

Lower front pocket left: Sci-Angler Nymph box (Orange). Nymphs on one side, Dries on the other

Lower front pocket left outside mesh: Junk. found bobbers, found hooks and other trash that gets thrown out when I get home.

Lower front pocket right : Sci- Angler classic fly box (Blue). Dries and wets on one side. Larger wooly buggers, hoppers, streamers etc. on the other.

Lower front pocket right outside mesh: Mini Leatherman knock off. Strike indicators.

Left inner pocket : Water bottle.

Left chest pocket : Over priced C&F "not at all waterproof" nymph box with 2 threaders for micro size flies.

Right chest pocket : Tippet spools and clip on magnifier that clips to my hat.

Right chest pocket outer mesh : Extra floatant and sink.

Front of left chest pocket: Wool fly patch. Forceps on zinger. Monomaster on zinger.

Front of right chest pocket: Fly floatant. Nipper on zinger. Fishing License.

Clipped to back of vest : Net.