Warren,
We have been accused of being secretive, perhaps even DECEPTIVE in our rhetoric. . Let's run for office!
Joey, Joey, Joey...Oh ye of little faith! Are Warren & I to be DOUBTED?...QUESTIONED?...Perhaps even CHASTISED? Oh, woe is me!!! Why, I thought our banter was as clear as the Ohio River after a thaw of 2 feet of snow & a torrential rain.

You nailed it Joey! This was fun.
Mikey