I'm told Jesus WILL forgive for this........
A Irish ( of course) man is
stumbling through the woods, totally
drunk, when he comes upon a
preacher
baptising people in the
river.


He proceeds to walk into the water
and
subsequently bumps into the
preacher...

The preacher turns around and is
almost
overcome by the smell of alcohol,
whereupon he
asks the drunk,

'Are you ready to find Jesus?'

The
drunk shouts, 'Yes, oi am.'


So the preacher grabs
him and dunks him in the water.


He pulls him up and asks the
drunk,

'Brother have you found
Jesus?'

The
drunk replies, 'No, oi haven't found Jesus.'

The
preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him
into the water again for a
little longer.

He again pulls him out of the water and
asks
again, 'Have you found Jesus me
brother?'

The drunk again answers, 'No, oi I
haven't
found Jesus.'

By this time the preacher is at
his wits end

and dunks the drunk
inthe water again ---

but this time holds him down
for about

30 seconds and when he
begins kicking

his arms and legs he
pulls
him up.
The preacher again asks the
drunk, 'For the love of God have
you
found Jesus?'




(Are you ready for this????)



The drunk
wipes his eyes and catches his
breath and says to the preacher,


'Are you sure this is where
he fell
in?