WE WERE IN ABILENE FOR SOME EARLY MEDICAL TEST. WENT TO DENNY'S AFTERWARDS.


The $4.99 Special


We went for breakfast at a Denny's where the Seniors' Special was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $4.99.

'Sounds good,' Rachel said. 'But I don't want the eggs.'

'Then I'll have to charge you $5.50 because you're ordering a la carte,' the waitress warned her.

'You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?' Rachel asked incredulously.

'Yes!' stated the waitress.

'I'll take the special then,' Rachel said..

'How do you want your eggs?' the waitress asked.

'Raw and in the shell,' Rachel replied.


She took the two eggs home and baked a cake.

True story.