ok I can do at least as bad as Mark
Guy walks into a bar with his dog on a lease
Tender say: No dogs
Guy says: it my seeing eye dog
Tender: so so sorry sit right here , drinks on the house,
Another guy comes in with a dog on a lease
First guy sees him and says tell the tender it your seeing eye dog as he dose not want dogs in here,
tender to 2nd guy: No dogs in here.
2nd guy its a seeing eye dog
Tender: ya right a cha wha wha seeing eye dog
2nd guy: is that what they gave me....