ok I can do at least as bad as Mark

Guy walks into a bar with his dog on a lease

Tender say: No dogs

Guy says: it my seeing eye dog

Tender: so so sorry sit right here , drinks on the house,

Another guy comes in with a dog on a lease

First guy sees him and says tell the tender it your seeing eye dog as he dose not want dogs in here,

tender to 2nd guy: No dogs in here.

2nd guy its a seeing eye dog

Tender: ya right a cha wha wha seeing eye dog

2nd guy: is that what they gave me....