We need some laughs here !!!

**cmcculloch** · 04-25-2015, 07:58 AM

It wasn't a nice punchline either.

**jimsnarocks** · 04-25-2015, 05:29 PM

I thought the boy would come back and have to wait for his girl in a date line or a dance line. Jim

**Ed_D** · 04-25-2015, 11:19 PM

Or line dancing....

Ed

**rainbowchaser** · 04-26-2015, 12:31 AM

Isn't that what happens when the restroom is full?

**jimsnarocks** · 04-26-2015, 05:44 AM

Originally Posted by rainbowchaser

Isn't that what happens when the restroom is full?

That's how the Irish invented river dancing. Drinking then waiting in line at the restroom. Jim

**Panman** · 04-27-2015, 02:28 PM

You have to be a baseball fan to get this:

Get your fishing jokes ready because Mike Trout just homered off Anthony Bass

Catch and release?

Quote from MLB.Com

Tim

**Uncle Jesse** · 05-04-2015, 02:06 PM

Their three kids, all successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor.

"Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad," gushed Son No.1. 'Sorry I'm running late. I had an emergency at the hospital with a patient, you know how it is, and I didn't have time to get you a gift."

"Not to worry," said the father. "Important thing is we're all together today."

Son No. 2 arrived. "You and Mom look great, Dad.
I just flew in from LA between depositions and didn't have time to shop for you."

"It's nothing," said the father. "We're glad you were able to come."

Just then the son No. 3 arrived. "Hello and happy anniversary! Sorry, but my boss is sending me out of town and I was really busy packing so I didn't have time to get you anything."

After they had finished dessert, the father said, "There's something your mother and I have wanted to tell you for a long time.

"You see, we were really poor, but we managed to send each of you to college.

Through the years your mother and I knew we loved each other very much, but we just never found the time to get married."

The three children gasped and said, "WHAT? You mean we're b*stards?"

"Yep", said the father, "Cheap ones too..."

**CharlaineC** · 05-05-2015, 12:50 AM

A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!"