Vinnie and Bennie were returning from a Syracuse Univ.hockey game when, approaching a gas station on the outskirts of town Sean turnsin. The sign reads, “Chance for Free Sex with Fill-Up”. Bennie say sounds likea good deal so they fill up and go inside to pay.

“What about the free sex?” Vinnie ask.

“You have to play a little game.” the owneranswers. “Guess a number.”

“Nine” Vinnie replies

“Nope the number’s two.”

Let me try Bennie says, “I’ll bet its seven.”

“Nope, I told you the number’s two.”

As they were driving away Bennie says, “I’ll betit’s just a trick no one ever wins.”

“No that’s not so,” Vinnie replies, “My wife camein here twice last week and won both times.”