I was eating lunch on the 20th of February with my 10-year-old
grandson and I asked him, "What day is tomorrow?"
He said "It's President's Day!"
He is a smart kid.
I asked "What does President's Day mean?"
I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln ... etc.
He replied, "President's Day is when the president steps out
of the White House, and if he sees his shadow we have one more
year of unemployment."
You know, it hurts when coffee spurts out your nose!