Jim loved hollandaise sauce on everything. He ate it on his eggs for breakfast, on his sandwiches for lunch, and of course on everything at dinner.


After years of eating hollandaise sauce everyday, he noticed his teeth were turning black. He went to the dentist and ultimately had to have all his teeth pulled. The dentist told him that since he wants to continue eating hollandaise every day, he would have to chrome plates made, since...


are you ready??






There’s no plates like chrome for the hollandiase.






Sorry, I just couldn’t stand it...