You Might Be A Fly Fisher If......
Your wedding reception was held in a Fly Shop.
You've ever worn a fishing shirt to a funeral.
They only time anyone ever saw you cry is when you broke the tip on your bamboo fly rod.
You actually believe that you can save money tying your own flies.
Any of your children were conceived in the back of a drift boat.
You can't remember your childrens names, but you can identify every insect you see on a stream, complete with scientific name and life-cycle.
You were UA at the birth of your first child, because it happened on the first day of a hatch.
Your biggest fear is that when you die, your wife will sell all of your fly fishing gear for what you told her you paid for it.....
Your wife asks you to do something romantic on your anniversary, so you take her night-fishing.
If she thinks that was a great idea........she may be one, too.
If your fly-tying vise cost more than your car.
If you think 'casual attire' means neoprene waders.
If you think the Jetstream is a place with really fast-swimming trout.
You think Gefiltefish can be caught on a fly.
You find a nude beach full of voluptuous women, and think to yourself, "Wow! I bet this is a good place to fish!"
You get Christmas cards from Orvis, Cabela's, Waspi, etc.....
If you are not out fishing, you are on FAOL's website.
Out of my mind.........Back in 10 minutes.
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