1. The longer I stay home, the more homeless I look.
2. This lockdown can go three ways...you either come out a hunk, a chunk or a drunk.


3. The whole world is now Vegas. Everyone's losing money, it's acceptable to drink at all hours and no one has any idea what day it is.


4. Did a big load of pajamas so I would have enough clean work clothes for this week.


5. When all this is over, which meeting do I attend first: weight watchers or AA


6. Never in a million years could I have imagined going to a bank teller with a mask on and asking for money


7. They can open things up next month, but I'm gonna stay in until July to see what happens to you first.


8. Things are getting weird. It's like being 16 again, gas is dirt cheap and I'm grounded.


9. The dumbest thing I ever purchased was a 2020 planner.


10. WHEN THIS QUARANTINE IS OVER, LET'S NOT TELL SOME PEOPLE.