Herman and the army... <
Fifty one years ago, Herman James, a West Virginia mountain man, was drafted by the army.
On his first day, the army issued him a comb. That afternoon, the army barber sheared off all his hair.
On the second day, the army issued him a tooth brush. That afternoon, the army dentist yanked out seven of his teeth.
On the third day, the army issued him a jock strap. The army has been looking for Herman for 51 years