I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager)

I have everything that I wanted as a teenager.

I don?t have to go to school or work.

I get an allowance (pensions).

I have my own pad. I don?t have a curfew.

I have a driver?s license and my own car.

I have ID that gets me into bars and the Beer Store.

The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant.

And I don?t have acne.

Life is great.