We need some laughs here !!!

[gmac209]

A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm. She didn't panic, however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it." Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes. Finally, the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. And she explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in a snowstorm, to follow a plow. The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with the Wal-Mart parking lot, do you want to follow me over to Best Buy now?"

[Uncle Jesse]

Why women needs a husband A Woman goes to a Psychologist and complains: ?I don?t want to marry. I am educated, independent, and self sufficient. I don?t need a husband. But my parents are asking me to marry. What do I do?? Psychologist replied : ?YOU, undoubtedly will achieve great things in life. But some things inevitably will not go the way you want. Some things will go wrong. Sometimes you will fail. Sometimes your plans won?t work. Sometimes your wishes will not be fulfilled. Then who will you blame? Will you blame Yourself?? Woman: ?NO!!!? Psychologist: ?Yes? That?s why you need a Husband!?

[Uncle Jesse]

I don't know if it's a record but it's a very good start, this thread that I think Farleycat started is 29 view shy of a million and a half.