A drunk man who smelled like a brewery got on the subway one morning and sat down next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, he had lipstick all over his face and neck, and a bottle of whiskey was hanging out of his coat pocket. He opened his paper and started reading it.
After awhile he turned to the priest and asked "Say Father what causes arthritis?"
The priest replied "my son it is caused by loose living,being with cheap, wild, women, excess drinking, sleeping with prostitutes, and a lack of bathing.
The drunk muttered in responce "Well, I'll be darned" and went back to his paper.
The priest having a ghange of heart, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm sorry I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?'
The drunk answered "Oh I don't have it. Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does."
Don't engage your mouth when your mind is not clear about the subject.