A woman who is 3 months pregnant falls into a deep coma. 7 months later, she awakens and asks the doctor about her baby.

Doctor: You had twins-a boy and a girl-and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.

Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?

Doctor: Denise

Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?

Doctor: Denephew.