Extracted from Craigs list:

2 Dozen Free Goats
I have 2 dozen goats I need to get rid of. I had no idea raising goats would be this hard. These little blanks keep eating all my wife's flowers and climbing on our blank cars. Nobody told me they were such good climbers. The first person to get these blank goats out of here can have them. 541-892-

The "Blanks" are to delete nasty language.