My daughter turns 13 soon.

She has already told me she plans on dating soon.

I told her to let me know when she plans on starting because her prospective dates will be required to take care of some business for me.

http://www.drugtestyourteen.com/?gcl...FQ0hDQodsDwGcA

I plan on going on the first 3 dates and during those dates i will tell the potential octopus that i am a retired cop and the **real*** reason i retired early was because of unstable mental status....and.............. i still have my guns.