Ok, .. so my Girlfriend Liliane has a Cat.

I do like cats, ... especially with a nice spicey and sour sauce

Also, ... I can Blame lots of stuff on him, ... like when the saddle hackle disappears.

Then there are the no brainers which just can't get dumped on poor Benjamin:
  • You believe there is quite a bit of cat hair in the apartment, but when you go to empty the canister from the vacuum, you notice he's been shedding a lot of crystal flash and GREEN deer hair tips;
  • Your Gal reads the e-mail at breakfast and the note from Boris mentions that the new Stream Dance GLX has arrived and is waiting for pickup.