It has been brought to our attention that a group of nefarious characters are gathering in the Tullahoma Tennessee area. The ringleader alias Cactus Jack has reputedly been in the area or some time and has been recruiting many local citizens to participate in the plot. His second in command who is identified only as phodough god is supposed to bringing in variouse ingredients necessary to the plot and they will be joined by "Scuba Tim" which lends credence to the rumor that their activities will involve the Elk river with it's power generating facilities. Citizens should take care if they encounter these individuals as they are armed with sharp hooks as well as elkhorns and other exotic gear.