From the last issue of the Reader's Digest:

Gardner Caught!

Matthew Gardner was detained for questioning at Seattle's Sea-Tac Airport by Transportation Security Adminstration (TSA) officers who recognized his name from the no-fly list. A little background: Matthew Gardner is five years old; the Matthew Gardner the TSA is looking for is considerably older. Young Gardner's mother, Nadia, said that at one point, as she hugged him, an officer admonished her, "Ma'am you cannot touch him. He has not been searched, and he is still considered a security risk." Then Nadia was searched to make sure that Matthew had not passed her any contraband.

ONLY IN SEATTLE - what is wrong with these people?