I guide clients in the Gays Mills, Wisconsin (yes, there is such a place) area, I often crash with dear friends who live there.

She can cook, often and well and she once invited me for Lutefisk. The family taught me the alternative words to O, Tannenbaum:

O, Lutefisk, O, Lutefisk!
How fragrant your aroma.

O, Lutefisk, O, Lutefisk
You put me in a coma.

You look like paste, you smell like glue
and taste just like an overshoe.

O, Lutefisk come Saturday
I think I'll eat you anyway.

Joseph