I can surely relate. I began walking through a field to get to the pond I was going to fish when I looked up and noticed a plethora of spider webs as seen here:

I figured that I would just keep going, because surely most of them were old and unoccupied. Boy was I wrong! Every one I could see had one of these sitting in it:

They were doing their best to keep the grasshopper population under control.

As I quickly backed out of the tall grass I saw something on my legs and I did a very similar dance to the one described as I slapped at my legs and kicked and possibly even screamed a little. Then the thing on my leg jumped away as all grasshoppers do. Then the people in the passing cars started laughing and I became a little embarrassed. Oh, well, I'll live.