You said

"I don't like being in this thingy, I'd rather be on the beach Besides, if I spend too much time IN a floating thingy, someone might mistake me for a Pirate!"

Don't worry about that. You are way too cute to be mistaken for a pirate. You gotta be ugly like Dave or Dude or myself before you get mistaken for a pirate.

Nice story, hope your organic feeder has a misfeed or two and you get a little extra for a story well told.

jed