Vanity is a wondrous thing

[Gringo]

I have just learned what a wonderful novelty it is to see my blissful face right up there on the big screen smiling back at me very time I log in to FAOL.

I really enjoy it. In fact I log on around thirty times a day. I don't do anything, I just make sure the pic is still there and log off again.

And I had a fish! See! I did catch one!!!!

It's great. Can it stay there forever please?


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[J Castwell]

"Vanity is a sickness." Some are 'sicker' than others!!!!

[flybinder]

I've even had to start logging in here, and coming up from the site's basement, so I don't have to start out on that first page.
Ooops, I meant to say............ "VERY nice picture of you and the fish, Gringo! Yep, that's what I was trying to say all right. Yes sirree Bob.

[Gringo]

I am not listening. My fingers are in my ears.

[Uncle Barry]

Dear Gringo.
Sir I try not to log-in into 'that' page, that almost smiling image of an unshaven one !

And as a quick thought, you...you want me to take you to my swimming pool later this year.
You, you made a mess of New Zealand, so why try and mess up my pools ?

Kind regards,
Your Uncle B

[Gringo]

Because you want to borrow my car, boat, and sister in Tasmania Barry. That's why.

[Uncle Barry]

Dear Gringo.
Please, you didn't have to tell the World

Kind regards,
You ever nice Uncle B

[Mike Thomas]

"Vanity is a sickness." Some are 'sicker' than others!!!!

Oh yes, oh yes indeed!
Mike.