Quiz for Married Men
All married men know the answer so it's really not an accurate title. But here is the story problem:
A married man (me) wakes up at 5:00 AM and as he stumbles in the dark to get ready for the day, snags his toe on a #14 greenie fly snagged in the carpet.
Why is the married man elated that he snagged his toe on a fly with an unmashed barb at 5:00 AM?
Because if he's up that early he's sneaking out to go fishing.
Because
If his wife had snagged her toe on the fly his pain would have been much greater.
Your username is not jsmartt for nothing sir! You win as the first correct answer! Print out this page and take to Starbucks for a coffee, there will be a $2.00 service/handling charge on a grande drip...Originally Posted by jsmartt
Aha! almost got us on that one didn't you. No married man would be allowed to go to Starbucks alone for a coffee free coupon or not. Free coupons must be run by the wife for her approval. This is for only one coffee not two. There would ensue a discusion over are we or are we not a couple and isn't a couple by definition two people. Nope your coupon is a recipe for disaster.Your username is not jsmartt for nothing sir! You win as the first correct answer! Print out this page and take to Starbucks for a coffee, there will be a $2.00 service/handling charge on a grande drip...
Its slow but I'm learning all about this marriage stuff.
For God's sake, Don't Quote me! I'm Probably making this crap up!
Hang in there, it's well worthwhileIts slow but I'm learning all about this marriage stuff.
What is the service/handling charge if he ISN'T a "grande drip"?Your username is not jsmartt for nothing sir! You win as the first correct answer! Print out this page and take to Starbucks for a coffee, there will be a $2.00 service/handling charge on a grande drip...
Ed the Curious Bachelor
I thought Mikey, was a "Grande Drip"!? Gagbucks named a drink after him? Cool!
Saint Paul-"The Highly Confused"
You cannot do a kindness too soon, for you never know how soon it will be too late.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
You say, "MARRIED MAN"? Simple................HE found it,with a bare foot, his WIFE didn't!
Saint Paul-"The Highly Confused"
You cannot do a kindness too soon, for you never know how soon it will be too late.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Robin,
I have to say it! There is NO WAY that greenie fly makes it to the carpet without the barb pinched! I might believe a bare hook! But it makes for a better story.
Doug
Enjoying the joys of others and suffering with them- these are the best guides for man. A.E.
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