Differences between Fishing and Sex:

[OwenRiverLodge]

Differences between Fishing and Sex:

#19 - No matter how much whiskey you've had, you can still Fish.

#18 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.

#17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while.

#16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything against Fishing.

#15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.

#14 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you Fished with long ago.

#13 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.

#12 - When you see a really good Fishing person, you don't have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.

#11 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else.

#10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself.

#9 - When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.

#8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighbourhood to buy Fishing stuff.

#7 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Fishing jokes, and invite co-workers to Fish with you without getting sued for Fishing harassment.

#6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.

#5 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.

#4 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.

#3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it.

#2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy your favourite activity.

#1 - Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?!

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Owen River Lodge
Fly Fishing at its very best
Owen Valley East Road, Murchison
South Island, New Zealand
Tel:+ 64 3 523 9075

www.OwenRiverLodge.co.nz

[MPW]

Good one!

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**MW**

[Jax]

Fishing must be slow"G"

[Joe C]

He He

Joe

here is one you can add....

No matter how bad your headache is... you can still fish

[D. Micus]

here's another...no matter how many abel reels and loomis rods you buy, it will always, in the long run, be cheaper than sex!

[Marco]

Fishing must be slow in the "islands". Funny stuff anyway. So how's summer treating y'all?
We have friends that operate a motel restaurant in Alpine Wyo. in the (here) summer months and spend summer ( there) in the winter months. Yes, I'm confused too.

Mark

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I'd rather be in Wyoming!

Only in New Zealand would the two ever be compared. Never of course in Puritanical USA.

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Snow on the roof with fire in the hearth

[flyme]

after catch and release, the fish never call.

[RonMT]

As we age, our priorities change
The other day I came home and was greeted by my wife, dressed only in very sexy underwear and holding a couple of short velvet ropes."Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."
So, I tied her up and went fishing. Ron