This is for most of the guys..

We all know a few thing "NOT" to say to the wife (or the women in our lifes)..
Like....

(1.) when she asks "does this make me looks fat?"..
you say... "No Sweetie.. you look fine!!" (right.)

Dont ever say: " well it doesnt make you looks "as" fat".. (this is bad!!)


(2.) When you get home from fishing..

NEVER.. go take a nap, get up... and say "Sweetie...Im going fishing again!"


(3.) when she says: " How does my hair look?"

GUYS: Look up at her and say.. "It looks fine"..
dont continue tying your flies when you say this.. they will get mad!!!

We all knew these... what are some that just slips out and you dont notice... BUT SHE DOES!

(4.) We all know that some of us dont really like the "In-Laws".. Never annouce this during a holiday.. They are probably at the house and the other (spouse) went to the store for something, When she tells you they're coming over..

(5.) when the wife says that she doesnt have any warm socks for winter...
DONT BUY HER SOCK FOR CHRISTMAS!!!!

(6.) Never tell them that you saw an old Girlfriend in town.. they always think of the worst.


This is the one that got me in trouble...

my wife say her neck and back was hurting.. and asked me to feel it, it felt like a bone mis-lined.
and wonder if she should have it checked out.

I say: Dont worry about it honey... Its probably just your "hunch"....
HOLY CRAP...... bad idea!!!
Never tell your wife she has a hunch...LOL

she has a small hump, but it runs in her family. We have been together for over 8 years.. I know her dad (he has it).. I know her grandma (she has it)... also.. her brother, her aunt, 2 of her uncles... I guess she never noticed a hunch in her family...

BUT SHE KNOWS NOW!!!



who else said something that you can "WARN" the rest of us about??


Leonard